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stonerwagon

a car full of stoners driving along the road really slow and not willing to change lanes or turn at the next intersection
Man, this stonerwagon is goin hella slow!

Dude that guy in the stonerwagon just flipped me off for passing him.
by AM_Kidd September 18, 2011
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stoner wagar

its is a person who a temp teacher called wagar and appears to be stoned but is a intelligent person
by stonerwasti October 5, 2011
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Stoner Sense

Also known as the 7th Sense, the Stoner senses are a combination of senses regarding weed. A stoner knows when it is their toke because their stoner senses may be "tingling". A true stoner can always smell weed despite the level of cloggedness of the nose and can always sense when weed is nearby or up to a mile in radius.
"hey pile of crotty, my stoner senses are tingling its your toke man"
or
"Hey do you guys smell skunk?" "No man my stoner senses are telling me it's weed"
by Dr. Bonholio October 11, 2012
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StoNerd

A person who enjoys the use of marijuana, while also endorsing in a lot of technology/gaming
"Yeah, I've seen him around, such a StoNerd."
by ConorLikesGick November 6, 2012
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Stoner science

occurs when an individual on marijuana starts making assumptions that they believe are in fact true. Stoner science is usually characterized by many illusory correlations i.e., when the stoned individual believes that two events are related when in reality they are not.
Example 1: the stoned individual believes that since his dog is stoned and passed out by the water bowl, his dog is happy. In reality, the dog has passed out because he is experiencing marijuana toxicity and probably is not happy about being poisoned.

Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"

Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.

Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"

Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".

Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
by THLO June 21, 2012
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Stonertone

Stonertone: An inability to judge or convey tone while under the influence of narcotics
Stoner 1: hey man pass me those Doritos
Stoner 2: Dude why do you sound so angry
Stoner 1: Sorry man, Stonertone
Stoner 2: What did you say I wasn't listening?
by Kfozz May 20, 2013
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stoner ninja genius

someone under the influence of marijuana who has mad skills physically and mentally can be fully functioning, even above average.
Joel's playing pong and having a complex conversation with me...and he's high? STONER NINJA GENIUS!
by wildzoe June 7, 2013
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