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squat cobbler

The fetish act performed by a nude male, or female squatting their gentitalia into a pie and wiggling. Also known as Boston Creme Splat, Double moon moon pie, and Dutch Apple Ass. Coined by Saul Goodman in 'Better Call Saul'.
The art patron purchased videos from the man doing a squat cobbler.
by bettercall August 21, 2016
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squat cobbler

The act of sitting on pies while fully clothed or mooning the pie. Usual to the sexual pleaser of fetishers through the internet. Defined on the AMC TV show "Better Call Saul".
Man, you here Paul likes to do squat cobbler videos online? Who sells him those pies?
by darkdragonmc August 28, 2016
mugGet the squat cobblermug.

Sorority Squat

Sorority Squat
A specific type of sexual hazing; initiation ritual , where a sorority candidate must be ejaculated in by a member of a fraternity hold the fluids inside of herself and squat on the face of an unsuspecting pledgee of the same fraternity or one of her sorority pledge sisters
Jimmy the pi nu pledge was bragging about sleeping with Krista but turns out she sorority squatted on him after being with his big brother of Pi Nu 🤢🤢
by DarkHorseXfile376891 June 17, 2022
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Cum Squat

An insult used by racist Asian people usually used to describe Jack Maher after he says the n word in a xbox party
by Chinese Immigrant Man January 11, 2020
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Squatting dragon

She gave me that wacky squatting dragon
by coochtroop July 30, 2023
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poppin squat

Look at Anthony poppin squat at that table full of girls.
by matv203 October 18, 2015
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Squat dabble

When you get into a physical fight with someone you dislike. and tell them lets fight
This guy is getting on my nerves we about to Squat dabble.
by Antonarc March 7, 2025
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