A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
by ali November 30, 2004
Get the Squaddy mattress mug.A term used by the large foreheaded and dank "Youtube star", Jacksfilms (JOHN!!) This is used to represent a fanbase or group of friends. The youtuber Pewdiepie also stole this AMAZING MEME just because it's too lit! MEME BIG BOY!
Jenna: Oh Jack! I see that you got some new subscribers...
Jack: Ye they are part of squad fam!
Jenna: *dies from jealousy*
Jack: MEME BIG BOY!!!!!!!
Jack: Ye they are part of squad fam!
Jenna: *dies from jealousy*
Jack: MEME BIG BOY!!!!!!!
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The people you mainly hang out with, do crazy things like go to the beach and have a bomb fire an then go jump into a random friends pool. The people that you can joke around and just have fun memoirs with. The people who know you the best and can tell you when your birthday is. The people in your squad can be very different but when all 8 of them are together they can be them selfs. They can all jump into the car and simply say drive.
by annnonimuss July 22, 2014
Get the Squad mug.A group of retards in a classroom or a platoon of retards being sent into battle ahead of the regular troops acting as human shields/decoys.
by VikeMe January 12, 2012
Get the Derp Squad mug.by yung dip June 11, 2006
Get the squad YG'Z mug.1. 'Squaddie Syndrome' is a term coined by Britsh Civilian and Military personnel used to describe soldiers of certain pyschological outlooks after the Iraq Invasion of 2003.
Soldiers who return from active duty with idea that they have 'seen it all, done it all'. The term is mostly used to describe those personnel who have seen what is often described as 'the Horrors of War' i.e. the death of fellow soldiers. These soldiers suffering from 'Squaddie Syndrome' will often exclaim that they are afraid of nothing...that seeing people die means they are able to make executive decisions over civialians simply because of what they have witnessed.
2. The term 'Squaddie Syndrome' has also extended beyond the military and into other areas of the public and private sector. It is used nowadays to describe anyone who insists they know everyhting therte is to know about their job, because of quasi-major incidents, when really the incident in question is anything other than major.
Soldiers who return from active duty with idea that they have 'seen it all, done it all'. The term is mostly used to describe those personnel who have seen what is often described as 'the Horrors of War' i.e. the death of fellow soldiers. These soldiers suffering from 'Squaddie Syndrome' will often exclaim that they are afraid of nothing...that seeing people die means they are able to make executive decisions over civialians simply because of what they have witnessed.
2. The term 'Squaddie Syndrome' has also extended beyond the military and into other areas of the public and private sector. It is used nowadays to describe anyone who insists they know everyhting therte is to know about their job, because of quasi-major incidents, when really the incident in question is anything other than major.
KEY: S = Soldier C- Civilian
C1: "Having Swine Flu is Horrible!"
S= "Having Swine Flu is nothing compared to what we had to do"
C = Yeah but you knew what you were signing up for. Man, youo have serious Squaddie Syndrome
C1: "Having Swine Flu is Horrible!"
S= "Having Swine Flu is nothing compared to what we had to do"
C = Yeah but you knew what you were signing up for. Man, youo have serious Squaddie Syndrome
by MULE-MultiUrbanLaunguageEditor December 7, 2009
Get the Squaddie Syndrome mug.It is a word that has baffled even Einstein's dick. what is squadums? well i will tell you that it is many things, but it is mainly a big scary indian man that wants to put his dick in your ear or vice versa. This crazy shit has confused scientist for many years but they think this makes the scary indian man squanto have bigger nuts which strangely make armadillos and naked mole rats more attracted to squanto.
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