Spunkalash

Going for a wank mid-piss.

Murray found himself going for a spunkalash after waking up dying for a piss with morning wood.

by Sheenalash March 6, 2020

Spunk brothers

When 2 good friends both ejaculate inside the same woman and the sperm joins together into 1. Similar to becoming blood brothers through pricking each others fingers.

John and Paul where so happy that Emily let them use her to become spunk brothers

by DonBay March 7, 2020

splunderiticious

When you put on a face for everyone but really you are circling the drain. You are emotionally and physically tired and in a very bad state of mind.

Are you okay? Oh yeah, I’m splunderiticious!

by Heheh nope April 11, 2020

splank job

Making a huge mess with a bodily fluid (semen, bloody diarrhea, concentrated urine) during sex.

Yea man. It took the bitch an hour to clean up that splank job I gave her last night.

by Father Kane December 24, 2020

spunkalaylay

When you really looking forward to eating something and someone slaps your hand and you drop it.

Ooh I can't wait to eat this Patty Pie.. Spunkalaylay and the pie falls to the ground.

by Sunshine56 January 5, 2021

Shlunk

1. The act of throwing a sharp object (such as a cleaver) at someone's forehead, or other areas of the body.

Ex. The man shlunked the knife at his apposer's head.

by Supersaucymeme April 2, 2021

Spunk Boogies

Small, usually isolated bits of congealed gelatenous matter either from natural genital or artificial lubrication that have the tendency to cling to the anterior portion of a female's vaginal lips, penis or marital aid after the lubricating properties have diminished a little. Their formation is generally tied directly to extended periods of penetrative sex by the penis or other marital aid as the friction of unabating thrusting and the air temperature combine affecting the stickiness and clingability of the small globules that have formed. In close up pussy pics sometimes mistaken for bits of toilet tissue. Usually white in color, tasteless and benign. When dry can be difficult to remove from bedding and clothing.

After we fucked for hours there were Spunk Boogies everywhere because we were too lazy to clean up afterwards!

by CT Hunter July 6, 2021