sparkling lace

The act of lacing your weed with sparkles which leads to head rumors when smoked

sparkling lace is so much fun ! To bad you can die from it.

by Upthaapeace September 23, 2015

spankin' hank

A codeword for masturbation.

Alex: wtf is that noise?!

Barry: idk it sounds like somebody spankin' hank

by PROakes November 21, 2015

Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.

Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.

by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016

Spankin' it

Masturbating. Spanking the monkey. Jerkin' it.

I don't know why people have to 'beat around the bush' when defining this word. Spankin' it is masturbating.

by Tman227 October 8, 2016

spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

spankin shankin

When you spank someone with a knife.

You gonna get a spankin shankin if you don't shut yo mouth fool!

by Spankin shankin January 11, 2017

sarkinen

An awesome group of people who love each other and like to have big birthday parties with everyone. This is a last name that everyone should have and love. This last name also has a lmtin of people in this family tree. Remember that this is the bossnest kast name ever!!!!!!

The Sarkinen family is so awesome u should meet them!

by Ehfjrhehehdhdhdh February 22, 2017