Snailed

When a woman sits on a man’s face during sex with full force instead of simply hovering over it, resulting in his death.

“She actually sat on his face man”

“Really? Yo, homeboy got snailed.”

by OurLordAndSaviorJeebusCripes July 8, 2022

The Snail Trail

When you bust a nut on the floor and use your semen as lubricant to slide across the floor.

“Yeah man, I was trying to do the snail trail and I slipped and broke my fucking neck.”

by Definitely not Hunter Nielsen July 10, 2022

Australian snail trail

While the female is doing a handstand the male ejaculates just below her stomach as the cum runs down her body creating the snail trail.

I gave a girl an Australian snail trail last night.

by darkwolf98 August 1, 2022

Texas snail trail

The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.

Dayum she left a texas snail trail

by NeecyMae August 7, 2022

Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste

Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.

by Darksquid August 8, 2022

racing a snail

Getting something done on time.

Completing this homework was like racing a snail.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 28, 2022

snail emoji

used when someone is being annoying or unfunny

@passionate is being such a 🐌 (snail emoji)

by pipiup May 11, 2022