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Shock Clit

Overstimulation of the clit leading to general hypo-perfusion causing delirium and difficulty getting off a second time
I couldn’t be productive all day my boyfriend gave me shock clit
by Slutty professionals,MA June 8, 2024
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shock gnarly dank

when something is really rad or makes you so happy you just want to scream that it's awesome
That wave i just caught was so shock gnarly dank bro!!!
by swagboy15 June 13, 2017
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Cock shock

When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.
"Dude pulled out an 11 incher and left me in cock shock bro istg"
by LOLLIPOP7400 February 26, 2022
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Shock or Shot

A drinking game where basic trivia if incorrect is punished by a shot or a shock from a dog collar.
Charlie you wanna play shock or shot

Nah man I got black out and ended up tazsing my self into unconsciousness
by I'm not THAT racist March 25, 2022
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Cock Shocked

When you are surprised to find someone has had sex with a man
Wow! I can't believe my ex, Carson, had sex with a man! I'm cock shocked!
by Krystal696969 September 6, 2018
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sticker-shock

The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.
I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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