Shell

To shell a joint is to place the end of the joint in the shotgun hole of a piece and press your thumb to the bowl, inhaling through the mouth piece.

Man, this jay's almost kicked, let's shell it.

by Johnny Thunder July 17, 2007

Shelley Anderson

The most amazing friend, mom, and person in the world.

Also known as "Shelley Shampoo."

Has an admired sense of style. A chameleon of fashion.

A stunning radiant glow.

"That girl is pretty and all, but she's definitely no Shelley Anderson"

by extensions January 11, 2009

Empty Shell

Empty shell is an expression used for when you go for a shit and nothing comes out. Relates to turtles head, a turd that bobs in and out of your arse but in the case of a false alarm shit the shell is empty.

I thought I needed a shit but went for an empty shell instead.

by Ken Walker February 8, 2008

shelling

The act of turning away from social networks and/or communication in order to get some alone time and/or relief from the excessive use of online social networks/communication. This does not mean the sheller does not use dark social mediums such as e-mail and/or text messaging.

Adam: Hey Steve, why are you not on facebook anymore?

Steve: I told you!! I'm shelling for a few months. I can't be too addicted to shit like facebook and twitter!

Adam: You can't be in your shell forever, you'll be back.

by EyesExistInTheSky October 29, 2012

Shell of a man

A man who is not who they once were, will find any excuse to avoid hanging out with friends on ONE specific day of the week. Often have small wieners too.

Sorry I can’t hangout tonight guys - I’m a shell of a man from what I used to be

by Jaxg June 22, 2022

Shelley

The act of sexing up an overly confident person. Once finished, promptly jumping off while getting dressed and heading towards the door. Must make a quick escape thereby foregoing the bullshit of cuddling. Also you must not forget to throw out a clever off the wall saying such as:

"Same time next week?"
"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"
"bye!"
"I've had better"


**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***

1)"Last night was fucking hilarious,I totally shelleyed him."

2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."

by Stephen TO August 6, 2008

Shellshock

The feeling of a caffeine comedown and shakes the day after drinking too many jagerbombs

Dude, I was so shellshocked this morning I couldn't sleep.

by Con1989 November 4, 2011