Shart Sock

A poor sock most likely found under a crusty old guys bed. This here sock has been used to store farts in case the apocalypse were to take place and a personal arsenal of natural gas needed to be accessed.

Nib-log: Most the time I'm scared I'll run into a shit covered napkin walking through my house, So I just grab the nearest sock and go to town.
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.

Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!

by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021

Shopping Shart

When you're shopping in the store, your gut rumbles, and you can't find the bathroom.

I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.

by Crash Test Andy January 19, 2019

Throat Sharts

the opposite of shitting your pants

after eating a double order of chili fries i experienced a bad case of the throat sharts

by shep hound February 12, 2020

surprise shart

When a person or group of people surprise/scare you so bad that you shart your self.
Shart

(Walks through door into dark room)
Everybody: SURPRISE!!!!!
You: AHHHHH!!!!!
(During the commotion you have had a surprise shart)

by that boy axl December 29, 2013

Walking sharts

When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.

I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!

by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021

Shart-Cootery

A small series of hot farts that bubble up through the outer labia.

That was a fine shart-cootery quite a pungent presentation.

by Bslagg June 4, 2022

Verbal shart

An unintentional offensive comment that is verbalized loud enough for others to hear.

She had a verbal shart at the dinner Table that caused everyone to go silent.

by DE EM/IM June 12, 2020