An Egg Shart is someone who smells like rotten egg. Not any old rotten egg though, an egg that has been sitting at the bottom of your neighbor's feet. It smells like they have just had explosive diarrhea and sharted out 10,000 year old eggs that have been sitting in there guts for weeks. The egg shart has a special sloppy texture, that feels wet and juicy if you were to sit down. AN EGG SHART IS ALSO A SAYING TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE.
I actually cannot, Dave was being such an absolute egg shart to me yesterday
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!
by grobatron October 12, 2021
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I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!
by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021
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Now bow to your queen and pee in the bottle for her.
Now bow to your queen and pee in the bottle for her.
by Eggie Ahoy July 17, 2021
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