A stupid chef who is still obsessed with Alyssa Johnson and he's really annoying tbh roller skating is his life and he must be blind because he can't see that some people like him and that annoys them and me and he thinks he's so cool but really he just has a big toe and makes pasta
by Dudeilovedanhowell November 19, 2016
Get the shane pomeroymug. Shane is a toxic toxic man. A man who will definitely break your heart and a man who lies and goes behind you back. Do not go forward with a Shane.
Girl: Gurl guess what a bitch ain't single no more
Friend: OMG GURL who is this man
Girl: his name is Shane
Friend: gurl run that's a toxic man. That's a Shane
Friend: OMG GURL who is this man
Girl: his name is Shane
Friend: gurl run that's a toxic man. That's a Shane
by Gee Aaa November 23, 2021
Get the Shanemug. A “Shane Rice” is basically a living organism that is riddled with chlamydia and genital warts. Usually comes in the form of a ginger brute.
“Did u see that dorty hallion over there sniffing his ballsack, yon X-ray toe is definitely riddled, my best guess is he’s a Shane Rice”
by Probenecid 39265 September 29, 2020
Get the Shane ricemug. A back- stabbing little bitch who will break your heart and is most likely a freakin giraffe who can’t get nothing because of how pale they are
Girl 1- I hate Shane whatever u do don’t go for him u r so much better
Girl 2- I wasn’t going to i thought u 2 we’re good
Girl 1- fu*k no he was cheating on me😭😭😭
Girl 2- ok where is he at. I’m beat the shit out of him
(Girl 2 finds him and start to make out with him)
Girl 1- see ik u would betrayed me
Shane-no baby it’s not what it looks like
Girl 2- WHAT U LYED TO ME
Girl1- yea bc ik u girl were dating a long time ago
Girl 2- I wasn’t going to i thought u 2 we’re good
Girl 1- fu*k no he was cheating on me😭😭😭
Girl 2- ok where is he at. I’m beat the shit out of him
(Girl 2 finds him and start to make out with him)
Girl 1- see ik u would betrayed me
Shane-no baby it’s not what it looks like
Girl 2- WHAT U LYED TO ME
Girl1- yea bc ik u girl were dating a long time ago
by Heytaytay88 April 26, 2019
Get the Shanemug. 
A tall skinny alt white lesbian who absolutely fucks. In honour of the legend that is Shane McCutcheon .
Note: especially popular in foreign countries
Note: especially popular in foreign countries
by MissG3 April 15, 2023
Get the The Shane effectmug. Very cute and sweet large/ tall dude with very very VERY long legs he’s funny gives the best hugs has a friend named Ryan well usually does and IS SO COOL!
by Gracegoose January 3, 2020
Get the Shanemug.