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Shane

Shane is a half retarded fuck nigga with a fucked up gum to teeth ratio who is also known as Lanky the Anonymous Lightskin
Shane: hi
Me: OMG I CAN HEAR YOUR GUMS!
by SHITSHAFT August 21, 2019
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Shane

A term used to identify someone who hates their birth name. This person typically likes purple SUVs, has 20 children (all girls) and smells decaying rabbit fecal matter.
Come on man... Don't be a freaking Shane, everyone knows your name is Chris.
by thefunkyfeelone August 29, 2019
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Shane

Guy 1:god I gotta take a waz

Guy 2: don’t pee sitting up
Guy 1: ew who does that?
Guy 2:Shane
by ShaneIsBad October 9, 2019
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Shane is a douche but a hot douche. You hate him so much you want to screw even more. With smug smile and punchable hot face and he probably has a huge dick. He sounds like Chad but if Chad was in a Wattpad fanfic. Best thing is he does not feel any attraction towards you and just makes stupid jokes but his girlfriend, Lola, is always mad at you for some reason when you don't even know her like at all. Btw he is super popular and you are not, at all, so you're stuck in a fanfiction
You: ah, Shane is so hot
Shane: you say something?
by I am you but on the internet October 11, 2019
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shane sozgas

The most greatest person ever smart kind and a asshole at times me ways there for his friends but. He can always tell you the right grammar and what to use he’s a nerd to some people also he keeps an low profile. Also he screams at times some people think he’s retarded but he can make everyone’s day.
Teacher* Is Shane Sozgas not here today

No

*shanes screams *
Teacher * your late
by Princess Black Heart December 24, 2017
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Shane

Very cute and sweet large/ tall dude with very very VERY long legs he’s funny gives the best hugs has a friend named Ryan well usually does and IS SO COOL!
Shane is so tall I feel like the giraffe in the zoo couldn’t see how high he can.
by Gracegoose January 3, 2020
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Shane Butts

Taking 2nd in a poker tournament while taking 1st in Apex
He just pulled off a Shane Butts!
by #GotEm March 27, 2020
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