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shame loaf

1. a lonely turd that was neglected and not flushed down the toilet.

2. a substandard sandwich, hoagie, sub or grinder usually purchased at a gas station or vending machine.
1. That shame loaf might have a little bit of blood in it.

2. That shame loa might have a little bit of blood on the wrapper. Oh, thats just motor oil.
by christpanda August 7, 2011
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shame goggles

You know how, when you do something embarrassing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? That's shame goggles in action. Under normal circumstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. But because you have just embarrassed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. The more embarrassing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.
Girl 1: I can't believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!

Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.
by Melly D. August 21, 2011
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Satchel Shame

The guilt one feels when they forget to bring their reusable bags to the grocery store.
The cashier looked at me with contempt, as I'd forgotten my reusable bags, causing profound satchel shame.
by Abiding Dude September 12, 2011
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roll of shame

When you fail a rep on the bench press and then roll the barbell down towards your waist and then stand up to drop the weights
After attempting to max out at 300, Chad failed a rep, but was able to successfully complete the roll of shame and drop the weights on the floor
by D Flawless November 24, 2021
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shame wizard

That little voice in your head that comes out of the darkness to give you shame
Person One: The Shame Wizard is from the show Big Mouth but, i also feel he’s real sometimes

Person Two: Yeah it might feel like that, everyone has shame sometimes. It’s okay to feel shame!
by anonymous December 29, 2022
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Shame stain

Keith: Hey Dave, What is this suspicious wet spot on my towel? I investigated it using all five of my senses and I just can’t seem to make heads or tails of what it could be..
Dave: What You found was my shame stain, I couldn’t use my towel because I already shaved my pubes into it. I also had to use your shirt to wipe my ass and blow my nose, in that order.
by Painus Vanchagrra January 2, 2023
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Stranger Shame

When you feel shame for buying something stupid, disgusting or embarrassing in front of the general public
She felt stranger shame as she bought two 2lb bags of Swedish Fish at the Walgreens.
by evilmissyann July 17, 2017
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