sexy saturday

That beautiful day of the week where no matter how tired you maybe from your boring life MUST involve the sexiest sex of the week. if your single (or married long term and you will not be getting lucky form your significant other) its the day of the week you splurge on a cheep spanish hooker or get aquatinted with your right hand and have a red tube marathon with your favorite lotion and several red bulls *optional yet encouraged*

"Dude, It's Sexy Saturday!....Shit, where am i gonna find a cheep spanish hooker"

sexy saturday by edkibbee December 24, 2013

Sexy Panda

A being who is so loveable and gives you the greatest cuddles. The sexy Panda is chubby but still hella sexy. The sexy panda is someone who will make you feel wonderful and good about yourself physically and mentally.

I got to cuddle with my sexy panda.

Sexy Panda by angeldelamusique June 28, 2016

sexy pizza 

A form of personal pleasure in which a person sits on someone's lap and feeds them pizza while fondling their nipples.

That girl over there loves to give her boyfriends sexy pizza.

Late last night I was hungry and horny so I asked the cashier at the pizza parlor to give me a sexy pizza!

sexy pizza by Jack Killians April 3, 2010

sexy time explosion

A huge male orgasm during sex. Introduced to America by Borat.

I must make sexy time explosion with Pamela Anderson

sexy time explosion by RooRally Baked July 2, 2009

Sexy af 

Meaning, "SEXY AS FUCK", meaning to be really really sexy. Even enough to fuck the person or thing you're looking at. To be sexually attractive, to a point of sexual excitement.

Man, that girl is sexy af! I could stare at her all day long! Like DAYYYUMMM!

Sexy af by buttcrackjones May 10, 2015

sexy pop tart 

A sexual act in which as soon as a male acheives an erection, he yells 'ding!' to mimic the sound of a toaster or microwave. He then places his erection into his partner's mouth, while furiously thrusting and shouting, "it's CRAZY GOOD!"

Guy 1: Dude, I did the Sexy Pop Tart with Clarissa last night
Guy 2: Yeah? How'd it go?
Guy 1: Now I'm a part of this balanced breakfast!

*both characters high-five and feel guilty for being eternally five*

sexy pop tart by Dirty Dan 69 February 10, 2014

Sexy Grave 

The feeling you get in your gut when you think of a fond memory. Kinda feels like someone’s “walking over your grave” but in like a sexy way.

*Annie gets sexy grave feeling*
Joe: Whoa, you okay?
Annie: Sexy grave.
Joe: Oh, nice, what you thinking about?
Annie: That time we fucked in your car.
Joe: Damn, that was good.

Sexy Grave by CentreRose September 20, 2017