30 Seconds of Madness.

A catchphrase preached almost religiously by a fucking bald knobjockey infront of a undeserving school audience.

"Okay guys. Premature ejacluation. 30 Seconds of Madness. (or pleasure) is all it takes. Just like when I'm in bed with my poor wife."

by 30secondsoflove August 19, 2007

Punggol Secondary School

A School Full Of Low Life Losers , Drug Abusers , Fighters Wannabe Cunt

Me: Hi Im From Punggol Secondary School
Interviewer : Your Fired

by Benedict Keh August 22, 2021

5 Seconds Of Summer

A quartet of horny Australian young people whose song topics range from MILFs, to mastrubation, to consensual sex. Members include Luke "Hair Game Strong" Hemmings (vocals/guitar), Michael "Level 9000" Clifford (vocals/guitar), Calum "The Funk" Hood (vocals/bass), and Ashton "Beatz Master" Irwin (vocals/drums).

P1: Have you heard about 5 es oh es?1??? I love them
P2: pls step away from me m'am
P1: you know, 5 Seconds of Summer, but the real fans call them 5 es oh es ;))))
P2: pls no pls you don't like them pls ur fake pls

by pugbugpug August 16, 2014

30 Seconds to Mars

An amazing band headed by Jared Leto, the coolest evAr. They rock out of the universe with their glyphics. Welcome to the Universe.

Jared Leto sings for the band 30 Seconds to Mars, and they are greatzor.

by Sam Nizzle January 31, 2004

seconds

The amount of time it takes for you to ejaculate.

He blew up in seconds.

by bob July 30, 2003

3 second rule

n. A rule in which applies that after you spot a woman you would like to meet or notice a woman is giving you eye contact, you immediately approach her within 3 seconds to prevent any bad thoughts or limiting beliefs (excuses) from holding you back.

I was at a club and I noticed that girl checking me out, I gave her the 3 second rule ..1..2..3, then asked her for a female opinion on something.

by Markee Mark May 25, 2007

Act Up Season

Official bad bitch season. It's summer, the sun is out, it's warm; and its time to fuck shit up. It's time to look good as fuck, and do nothing but what makes you happy. Twerk your ass off and give no fucks because life is too short. Aka best time of the year.

- Girl, it's almost act up season!

- Oh my god yes finally! *sticks out her tongue*

by yaaassssssssssss April 24, 2019