Serious Bones

Sexual intercourse that lasts longer that four hours

Oliver: Dude, yesterday Sarah and I were planning some serious bones for the evening, so I popped 4 Viagra. It still hasn't gone down.
Harold: Maybe you should go talk to your doctor about that.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

sermonstatus

Sermonstatus (sir•mon•stay•tuss)
n.

1. any serious speech, discourse, or exhortation, esp. on a moral issue; lecture, posted in status update form on Facebook

2. a discourse for the purpose of religious instruction or exhortation, delivered by the self righteous, religious enthusiast or reformed in status update form on Facebook.

"Did you see Miriam's sermonstatus about people judging her without getting the full story?"

"I delete and block anyone who writes sermonstatus about how I need to join religion cause it's the 'real way'."

by MizShal January 15, 2017

seriousology

The study of being serious

We have a big test on seriousology tomorrow

by Elijah Sizemore March 1, 2017

seriousology

The study of being serious

Seriousology is serious

by Elijah Sizemore March 1, 2017

Seriouslysilly

Clever idiot

might be clever but idiot is better seriouslysilly

by Chosen but CBFARSED May 26, 2017

sermoslappas

bitch i just made this word up...

fook deez sermoslappas

by slutfucker666 September 16, 2017

serjo

Absolute crippling deppresion that no words can possibly describe what it feels to be intaking xanax and two bullets between the eyes everyday.

"So honey, how was your day?"
"I feel serjo" (muffled gunshots)
"rip in rest then"

by eisen22789 January 29, 2018