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semi-egalitarian relationship
noun

A progressive relationship dynamic designed to balance equality with select traditions:

1- Money, chores, and decision-making are handled 50/50 between partners.

2 - The woman keeps her last name permanently.

3 - The man is expected to be and remain the primary earner, with his career prioritized for big moves.

4 - Any kids will take the father's last name.

A customized, modern relationship style that works for couples who want fairness with a few classic details.
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semi-erect penis

When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.
Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.
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Semi-dumb

Someone who is genuinely smart, but always acts like he has less IQ points than his pet rock
Peter: oh yeah, well if f(x) = 2x2 + 4x - 5; then a = 2, b = 4, c = -5.
Jeff: shit you smart
Peter: wait are bees real
Jeff: are you actually braindead
Marcus: nah hes just semi-dumb
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semi-funny

causing laughter but is not that funny
He told a semi-funny story
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anti-semi-mite

some one who's claims to be friends with Jewish people to not be labeled racist but clearly is
that indoctrinated girl is a anti-semi-mite
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semi-bisexual

Despite everybody saying it's for straight people, it's not.

It means you like one specific gender, but you'd make some exceptions.
John: I'm semi-bisexual
Sarah: Fuck you mean?
John: See I'm straight but... I'd give a few exceptions. Like Ryan Reynolds or George Michael.
Sarah: That's pretty gay, just say you're Bi.
John: I'm not Bi. I only would give a very few exceptions to very few people

For a gay person:
John: I'm semi-bisexual
Sarah: Fuck you mean?
John: See I'm gay but... I'd give a few exceptions. Like Scarlett Johansson or Margot Robbie.
Sarah: That's pretty straight, just say you're Bi.
John: I'm not Bi. I only would give a very few exceptions to very few people
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Semi-skimmed

A Turkish man who is a mass producer and dealer, most notably known for his work in dodging tree branches in the streets of london.
ay ur semi-skimmed man
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