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Finnish Boy: "Over Here we have 4 hour school days, the rest is used to experience childhood like it's supposed to be"

American Boy: "Well we have 7 hour school days, the rest is used for doing more work at home"

Finnish Boy "Olet köyhä lapsi"
by A Useless Definition September 17, 2017
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School

Example of school:

"Oh no! its Monday!"
"Why, where are you going?"
"Hell."
by God bless your survival. October 23, 2018
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School

Hell on Earth: there is a disgusting mess of a human that is probably over the age of 90 controlling this despicable place. You are forced into physical labour by calculating how many oranges Sam has. You get boulders thrown at you and you are supposed so dodge them, only you'll get purposely hit in the face by them because your teacher wants you dead. Also, any room you enter is controlled by this nasty girl called HIV and her army of paedophile drama teachers.
Bob: School is so gross I actually can't believe it.
Gertrude: I know right, I hate it.
by soap suds in my soda March 14, 2020
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School

The biggest waste of time that people use as an excuse not to hire you for a job. I’ll never use anything I learned in school in life except addition subtraction division multiplication other than that not shit if u are thinking about dropping out go for it why not
Jaimie; yo u going to school today
John; nah bruh fuck school
by Are u suicidal May 11, 2019
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School

S-Six
C-Cruel
H-Hours
O-Of
O-Our
L-Lives wasted on unknown knowledge.
:(
Example of the stupidity of teachers in schools these days

Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature who can live on land as well as water?
Student: Frog
Teacher: Good. But give me another example, please
Student: Another Frog..!
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School

A place where innocent kids are forced to learn things that they will probably never even use in life
by Dschnerds August 24, 2014
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School

A place you go to make sure your youth doesn't get too interesting
Wanna do something else than going to school today?
Yeah, not really, i've been in school so much i'm not really comfortable doing anything else than been told what to do
by Janzord April 6, 2016
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