Skip to main content

rard sale 

a cross between a yard and a rummage sale.
there was a rard sale at the church the other day; all a bunch of christian shit nobody wanted.
rard sale by storie November 26, 2006

Yard Sale 

This is a prank where you drive around town and pick up all the free stuff people leave on the side of the road. You then take this crap, pack it up in a truck, and then throw it on another lawn.. Then you put a 'yard sale' sign on their lawn, and as you drive away you scream YARD SALE!!!!!!!!!
P-Niz: Hey Trackus, you know what was fun?
Trackus: Nope..
P-Niz: When we dumped all that crap on that bitches lawn
Trackus: Oh Yeah! we totally got her with the Yard sale
Yard Sale by CRV-666 September 27, 2009

salem shampoo 

a sexual act in which one flexible man fellates himself, and retains the semen expelled from his penis in his mouth, before spitting it into the hair of his partner (usually another man).
so he said he was going to show me a neat trick, and then he gave me a salem shampoo.
salem shampoo by Boss Haole April 7, 2008
Salem you fucking retard
Salem by Nick Valentin June 27, 2019
Maybe the best rapper in music, ever. Produced the album Blockbuster: The Mixtape and has been involved in saving many cats from burning trees. Believe it or not, he is working on a bunch of new albums progressively..
Have you heard that new album by SALEHI?
SALEHI by somethinsomethinrapper September 11, 2019
When a shop adds an item to the sale and hardly any money is saved or incorporates items into a deal with little or any money saved.
Bob: 'Hey Bill crates of Stella are on 2 for £20!'

Bill: 'How much are they usually?'

Bob: 'ummm...£9.99'

Bill: 'Oh i guess that's a sale fail then'
Sale fail by nufc1105 January 24, 2010