brittany salinas

best person alive

brittany salinas is the best person alive

by rjignworivwoirbvw September 16, 2017

brittany salinas

Biggest hoe in Eastsides history!!
Also fucks anything with two legs!!

Brittany Salinas Came out of the bathroom and her hair is messed up!!

by Grapler166 September 15, 2017

clout stalin

Best Soundcloud rapper ever, he droppin soon

Guy: “Aye look that’s Clout Stalin”
Clout Stalin: “ Droppin soon”

by Clout Stalin May 2, 2018

GARAGE SAILING

The act of going from one garage sale to the next, to the next, to the next, and so on and so forth. Taking a day or a weekend or a few hours to desperately search for other people’s junk.

Me and Fred are going garage sailing this weekend you should join us, we’re too broke to go to the store....

by Descriptiongiver101 August 16, 2019

Floor Sailing

Floor Sailing is the next submission to the Olympic Games Committee defined by the distance a person travels while tripping or slipping on a smooth, slick or slippery surface!

Dude if you had only practiced a little more you could have gotten a Gold Medal in “Floor Sailing“ for that record slide in class!!

by OneVisionVideo November 27, 2020

dirty salina

When a mother of three or more kids sits on your face, and eats tacos and Drinks Starbucks of your chest while you struggle to find air

My wife came home and gave me a dirty Salina while the kids were in school.

by Artaois September 21, 2021

vijya shalini

Vijya Shalini is the kind of girl who will change your life... She is beautiful and has a smile that shines as brightly as the sun. She has a strong mind but a soft heart and her love for others is overflowing. Her spirit is gentle and kind and she has an unfaltering faith. There is nothing but greatness in Vijya Shalini's steps. Her words are powerful and her journey is full of great triumphs. She is strong and courageous yet she is full of grace. One of god's most precious gifts is a Shalini who will walk life with you... If you ever have the chance, tell her she is the reason you wake up in the morning and without her your life would never be the same.
She is also absolutely hilarious and NOT quiet despite what certain people think.

You- "Hey im really lonely these days.."
Vijya Shalini- "Come over to my place! we can have a sleepover"

by Vemonina November 24, 2021