Russian Amnesia

Saying you don’t remember if something happened as an excuse to appear innocent.

Trump said he doesn’t remember having a meeting talking about Putin, he must have Russian Amnesia.

by Jm831 April 19, 2018

Russian Crabcake

1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls and has a woman suck it off
2. When a (wealthy) man rubs authentic sturgeon caviar on his balls then has a woman suck it off

1. Man, I gave Julie a Russian crabcake last night. That vodka sure stung the hell out my balls!

2. William J. Hanson gave his 22-year-old sugarbaby, Jessica, a $200 Russian crabcake for their one year anniversary.

by Meeeow12 June 7, 2016

Russian Caravan

The female act of collecting a sample of freshly dumped man jizz from ones vagina, and wiping it under his nose with your finger..!!

"Jimmy what's that crusty looking stuff on your top lip, you got the flu?"
"Nah mate, the Mrs got me with a Russian Caravan"

by KMGS June 5, 2016

Russian poolette

When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .

It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .

by Gothguy-uk August 1, 2016

russian toad

An insult for a pathetic person

"Shut the fuck up, you Russian Toad"

by The Abe Lincoln February 5, 2017

full russian

Someone releasing their inner Russian side to respond coldly.

Wow, did you see the way he responded to that email? He went full russian.

by half-full-russian December 5, 2019

Russian Smokeout

The act of getting high (specifically marijuana) in your bathroom at home. This is done in order to use the fan to blow the smoke outdoors, thus avoiding stinking up your home.

“We can’t smoke in here, my landlord will smell it.”

“No worries, time for a Russian Smokeout!”

by ryotTHEErhino December 27, 2019