Lap Puppet

An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.

In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.

by Legacy NOC Team September 19, 2012

Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.

Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!

by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021

Cardboard Dragon Puppet

A cardboard dragon puppet is the same as a paper dragon puppet yet it is made out of cardboard.

Hey, I just made a new Cardboard Dragon Puppet.

by anonymous January 31, 2025

Sock puppet people

People who pretend to be race horse trainers who are fronting for scum bags who can’t get a licenses.

The sock puppet people are taking all the purse money from the real racehorse trainers.

by Squrl November 15, 2023

The Puppet

A sexual act in which one partner tries to stick their whole arm in the other partners rectum.

Oh god baby I love it when you do the puppet to me!

by TheGayVirgin October 30, 2020

Sock puppet

If you own a sock puppet you are Ruth a 5 year old or a ...........special human/ pedo

Sock puppet

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Puppet Show

You're trying to hold in a crap while rushing to get to a toilet. The knurled protuberance of a turd pokes out of your anus. You are able to retract it back in. It repeats over-and-over again until you are finally able to fully relieve yourself at a toilet. This repetition is a Puppet Show.

I need to pull over and find a restroom because I've got a real Puppet Show going on right now.

by Caasi Notwen November 13, 2019