Pulling a Mervin

The process of taking a massive shit during champion select.

*during champion select*
Bob: Let's fuck these guys up!
...
Bob: I swear, if he's pulling a Mervin...
*left queue*
Alex: WTF MAN. Now we have to wait 5 minutes.
Mervin: omg the toilet smells like shit now wtf

by Pulling a Mervin May 17, 2014

pulling a jeffrey

When you poop in a pool

Look Jeffrey shit in the pool again. Pulling a Jeffrey.

by cbergsyo July 11, 2014

pulling a kurt cobain

When you get murdered but everyone thinks it was a suicide

oh fuck did you hear the news?
no
Elliot Smith just fucking killed hemself
nah he is just pulling a Kurt Cobain

by Skabetty December 15, 2015

Pulling A Xander

exclamation
1. The act of disappearing for an indeterminate amount of time with little to no warning.

2. Disappearing without a trace and possibly not returning.

Person 1: Where did <insert name here> just go?

Person 2: ehhh, they're probably pulling a Xander.

by shadowrunner86 November 11, 2016

Pulling a bailee

Increasing sales by squeezing ones breasts together and raising them up 4-6 inches in hopes that showing her goodies will distract the customer.

Omg did you see Casey pulling a Bailee with all her customers today

by Jimmysmash44 December 5, 2016

pulling an ass pen

1. To cease all contact with a very close friend with no explanation whatsoever.

2. To be an overall shitty friend.

"Yeah...Valerie keeps pulling an ass pen on me..."
"That really sucks man."

by a good better friend March 18, 2017

pulling a pepsi

When you royally screw up by trying to advocate something unpopular and at the same time use unpopular objects in your argument. In the end, you just make a fool of yourself and what your trying to advocate.

Pepsi really outdid themselves by pulling a pepsi when they aired an ad about the black-lives matter movement and also included Kendall Jenner. This all ended in a fail, resulting in backlash.

by Sacmunraga April 5, 2017