Pube surprise

When a food server becomes angry with the customer and adds their secret ingredient into the item being served. This is the next step above spitting in one's food.

Tino: "I was a jerk to that vendor. I hope he doesn't do anything to my ice cream."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."

by afaraci12099 August 18, 2016

Pube manchu

Long pubic hair than extends down past each side of the balls resembling the famous fu manchu mustache.

"Did you end up hooking up with that guy last night"
"I was going to. But he had a pube manchu and i just couldn't"

by ArnieBT January 08, 2020

Pube Wart

Not quite sure what it means.

1. An insult shouted at some wee cunts out the back of a minibus.

"Ye Fort William 'Pube Warts'."

2. Those things you squeeze on your baw bag and nothing bad happens unless you break the skin.

by Maff_ETR May 22, 2020

pube cube

n. Synonym for a vagina.

"He put his dick into my pube cube last night. I'll definitely be calling him up again."

by twiddle_me_titties August 21, 2014

pube my pants

when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies

i always pube my pants

i pube my pants in #mycalvins

by 1dafyeo June 13, 2019

pube weed wacker

When you shave your pubes and they are such a big forest that the razor (weed wacker) gets caught in your pubes and you have no other choice but to tear it off the crotch.

Becky, last night I had a pube weed wacker happen to me and now my crotch hurts!

by Mama lama December 30, 2016

hard pubes

When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.

Hey bro, can I suck on your hard pubes?

by Debilni kmetavzar pod mostom May 10, 2023