illegal profession

The correct term for the profession usually euphemized as the legal profession. Applies to attorneys, lawyers, solicitors, counselors, barristers, or what ever other euphemism they come up with for their profession.

The euphemism legal profession is used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to their profession due to the fact that most legislators either have already been, or eventually will become, attorneys.

Members of the illegal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.

by Downstrike August 31, 2005

Semi Professional Pussy Popper

A female who is a fake hoe. Basically out here professing the hoe life and acting as such, while also giving up the pussy for free. Constantly.

"Oh she goes to the club every week and takes girls trips? Bro she a semi professional pussy popper"

by RedPillKJ June 29, 2022

process tech

Someone who wasn’t intelligent enough to be an engineer. Also known as a “pretendgineer”

I wish we had some real engineers instead of all these process techs.

by Billyblanksbody October 14, 2021

hippie hardcore Bush process

1. President Bush is a dumb Fuck. Protest, go to jail, get out, listen to cyndi lauper and smoke pot, get brainwashed by farhenheit 9/11 because they forgot they saw it already, and start all over with the whole process.

President bush is a dumb Fuck, he gave himself a black eye by choking on a pretzel. What a fucking dumbass.

by k July 2, 2004

Professional Mexican

A person of Mexican origin who does such tasks as mowing lawns, janitorial work, etc.

Dude 1: Man, I don't feel like mowing my lawn.

Dude 2: Why don't you hire a Professional Mexican to do it.

by Jester320320 August 5, 2009

professionally bumming

To not literally bum someone, but cater to their every need. For example, you always talk about that person, you always say how attractive you find them, you make them cakes and stuff. and (not literally) you bum lick them.

Emily: "OMGG i love ben he is so cute, isn't he so cute! i love him! I'm gonna make him a cake on his birthday"
Beth: (rolls eyes) "cool can i help?"
Emily: "NO WAY, i don't want you getting any of the credit cos i love him"
Beth: "OH **** you! just cos your professionally bumming him"

EMily runs off and crys.

by Betty Weiner October 11, 2007

Professor Ku Klux

The guy who named the Great White Shark, White Grapes and the Killer Whale (which is black).

Who made up this shit? Professor Ku Klux?!

by anonymousclucker June 18, 2018