Welbourne Primary School

a racist "multicultral" school in tottenham, north london. The teacher beat kids and give unorganic food. karen has spoken to the manager with no avail. They also put give coke(aine) in the staff room, teachers are high 99% off time for higher pay. they also have cameras in the student toilet for the paedophilstic site manager that harrased a little girls boobie and finessed that from existence (RIP Daisy, species: pug. 11/10/19 - 12/10/19)

Prison or Welbourne Primary School?
Eh, same thing.

by Find me ;) December 7, 2019

Lings Primary School

Lings Primary School

It's a shit school

Send your child here if you want them to change into a Romanian of a Polish

Can't kick a football for shit
PE teacher Tom absolute baller
Head Teacher needs to brush their teeth and look in the mirror

Lings Primary School is 🤢🤢

by OFB MANHANDLE December 9, 2019

Phungus prime

When your bumhole dreads fall off, then after a couple of hours grow up to three times in size.

Yo dude that phungus prime is huge, how is that even possible!

by Plump wang69 January 2, 2020

Insta-priest

A insta-priest is some one, that is Not qualified to be a pastor because of lack of education, and poor lifestyle, a insta-priest is a man that opens up a Instagram account, and calls himself a pastor, just to Get attention, and this office usually causes more harm to people then Good.

He is not a real pastor, he is a insta-priest.

by Pastor John marco May 11, 2020

q-prime

Idea that the closed surface areas of the plane-of-reality are a set of uncountable primes.

Q-prime is a set of primes outside the formal set of primes.

The formal set was employed by Godel to form his undecidability theorem.

It constitutes an attention-theory-of-consciousness.

by sandraxine August 19, 2020

Gods Prime Time

It has two definitions, it's either a guy with a charming personality and smart wit or it's a guy who is either always overdosing or always underdosing. They probably are hyper all the time and are a piece of work(hence the name). They are, usually speaking, batshit crazy in a good way.

PS: There is always one in a friend group.

-Man did you see Ata yesterday, he was through the fucking roof!
-Yeah, that's Gods Prime Time being Gods Prime Time.

by Atates January 10, 2021

fartimus prime

the prime of your fart, normally in the middle
how to spot it: when its more powerful, louder and stinkier

person: *farts*
person: i had a really good fartimus prime there

by Ur mum is a hobnob March 13, 2021