Putting on the press

When you are at the bar trying to pick up.

Based on the (FCP) Full Court Press in basketball.

If they go to the dance floor... you go to the dance floor. If they go to the bar... you go to the bar. If they go to the washroom...you wait outside the washroom. In theory, if you're the only person they've seen all night, you are their only option at the end of the night.

I'm putting on the press tonight.

Last night she was putting on the press.

by S Poppy July 11, 2020

pressed as fuck

Blinded by stupidity to the point where your unintelligence shows to everyone around you.

Person 1: People who call you Schrödinger's Douchebag as a defense are stupid
Person 2: You're pressed as fuck lol

by THEWHITEBOY503 August 4, 2020

press that part

This means doing a particular thing over and over again untill the desired result is out.

John had to press that part to make jane his wife.
I'm gonna press that part till i'm a star

by slymtee June 7, 2019

Panini Press

The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.

“What happened to Steven today?”

“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”

by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020

Press Toaster

Type of Toaster

Alexandra bought a Press Toaster

by WhoKillTheBoss August 27, 2022

vibe pressed

When you are sad because someone is not giving u the same vibe,

that girl was vibe pressed

by joefyckenmama123 February 16, 2020

Full Dong Press

A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.

Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.

Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.

by anonymous August 8, 2025