BAM potato

The subtle art of, when at a party or gathering, scattering a large number of potatoes around the host's house, apartment, or flat. The whereabouts of these potatoes must remain unknown throughtout the night, and must only be discovered in the following days, by said host.

Open the draw, and BAM, potato.
Pour out a bowl of cereal, and BAM, potato.
Go to turn on a light, and BAM, potato bulb.
"Hey guys, we should so play BAM potato!"

by Munkey_FJ October 14, 2011

moldy potato

A meaningless insult. Meant to confuse people. Often used in the Panic! at the Disco song “I Write Sins not Tragedies”

“What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a MOLDY POTATO!”

by M!A.T.D January 6, 2019

potato monkey

the new york word for Irish person

Guy:Hey look at that fucking potato monkey alcoholic.
Other Guy: Who has 4 long island iced teas in one sitting

by psuedonym jones December 18, 2021

The potato theory

Either everything is a potato or nothing is a potato. This theory is very similar to the sex toy theory. Which says that either everything is a sex toy or nothing is a sex toy. This theory is similar to the atom theory. Which says that either everything is atom or nothing is atom.

Person: ey bro u a potato?!
Person 2: maybe bro, maybe ....
Person: shut up mr. the potato theory

by Eliasisnotgay October 18, 2020

Ranchy Potato

When tossing the salad of a female who got the stomach flu and expels a combustion of thick, milky, substance, looking like rotten potato soup, with the smell of feces and the after smell of vomit, in the tosser's mouth.

"Dude why did you break up with her,"
"Because dude, she gave me a ranchy potato!"

by Smiffle March 9, 2014

Potato Sex

Potato sex is the act of having sex with someone who acts and moves like a potato. The cause of this is either the person is too large, and or too drunk to be accountable for the movement of their body. People who boast about what a great sex life they have, actually probably have potato sex.

She will not shut up about her sex life. I bet that bitch is "potato sex".
How was your date last night? It was great except for the "potato sex"

by Person.forever May 13, 2021

Potato fucker

Someone who continuously has sex with and desire the intellectually disabled.

JF is a potato fucker.

by JFfan February 22, 2019