poser slap

a slap created by me used on my friend for being a poser
Goddamnit dude...... POSER SLAP! *SMACK!* now stop posing!
by Poguer January 24, 2006
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Weightroom Poser

1. Some one who spends 5 to 10 times the amount on their gym attire than they do on their membership.

2. A person who spends 2 to 3 times more talking to people than they do moving weights.

3. Some one who huffs and puffs, grunts and groans while moving bitch weight.

4. A person who intentionally drops or slams dumbells on the floor that weigh less that 50 lbs in order to appear that they are lifting alot of weight.

5. Some one who has no idea what they are doing in the weightroom, and get offended when a seasoned veteran gives them a good piece of advice in order to save them from getting hurt.

6. A skinny guy that cuts the sleeves and the sides off their t-shirt so they can impress the ladies, when in actuallity they look like a 150 lbs of shewed up shit.
(Weightroom Poser) walks into gym wearing an outfit that costs at least $200, spandex pants, shorts, moisture wicking t-shirt, and accessories, generally a high end brand like underarmor, nike, or reebok...this does not include the price of shoes.

(Weightroom Poser) does bench press with 40 lb dumbells, grunts, and after a few reps drops dumbells on floor.

(Meathead) Dude, dropping weights is usually reserved for dumbells that weigh closer to 100 lbs than 20 lbs.

(Poser) Huh?
by CommoDick December 21, 2010
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twi-poser

noun. A person who is only interested in the movie and/or just read the book((Twilight)) to look cool. This person would typically have posters up in their room of various characters, they love to explain how hot edward cullen is, and what team they are on. ((Vampire or Werewolf))
twi-poser-"OMG! I just love the ending to twilight! Wasn't it just amazing?
normal person-"Wow, didn't that book come out in like 2005?"
twi-poser-"Umm, no. The movie just came out. OMFG!!! Edward is soooo hot.
by dancnglion February 09, 2009
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Poser Stoner

A bud smoker who starts smoking after the age of 18 and/or a bud smoker who did not smoke until starting college. They generally try to pass off as a legit sm0ker, but were most likely known as preppy shit talkers in highschool who thought they were better than the stoners they now try to pass off as.
Look at Lindsey! Back in the gap she used to trip if someone lit an el around her and all of a sudden she wants to hit it? Poser stoner.
by PHAT420 January 07, 2011
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goth poser

A person that isnt strange or cool or funny so he/she wears gothic clothing but usually doesnt act gothic just wears the clothing for attention
normal person: hey goth! how many times didja cut today?
goth poser: i dont cut so shut the fuck up!
normal person:riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
by Joe725 June 25, 2006
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Poser Mobile

A group of goofy white boyz who show up when you run out of pre-paid minutes.

White guy 1) Poser Mobile says you out of pre-paid minutes, homie!
White guy 2) Fees shorty! Fees!
White guy 3) Extra dollar a day, extra...BOOM!!! *lifts knuckle to show a fake ass diamond ring*
Black Guy) You guys are clowns man, I'm outta here.
White guys 1,2,& 3) *start to do a terrible white wigger rap.
by Mark755 November 28, 2005
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scene poser

a scene poser is a person, usually girls who see scenesters and decide to be like them. Girls will cut their long hair short(and then take pictures for their myspace with the caption "new hairr!! RIP long hairzz :") and replace their normal clothes with studded belts, van slip-ons and shirts from pac sun and hot topic. scene posers can be spotted because they do bad make up and hair and their friends are stil normal. real scensters only hang out with scenesters, its an unwritten law. Scene posers listen to commonly known "emo" bands such as brand new, death cab for cutie, something corporate, fall out boy or panic! at the disco.
look at that girl's cheezy hightlights! what a scene poser!
by LOLZ DATZ DA SEX April 27, 2006
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