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yahoo pool

Exciting online pool playing for when you are either too high or cracked-out the next day to lift a pool cue.
Brilliantly lazy alternative to the real thing.
Q: "Do you want to go to Alder Park Bowling Club and play some pool?"
A: "Nah, I'm too fucked after all those drugs last night, I'm jut going to stay at home and play 'yahoo pool'."
by Diego July 8, 2003
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pocket pool

pocket pool is a pastime a lot of cadets engage in -- playing with their cock & balls through a pant-pocket.
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
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to defecate in the toilet; also known as taking the browns to the superbowl and making special brownies
I ate a killer meatloaf, then I had to go drop the colored kids off at the pool before I went to class
by EthanEvans08 March 19, 2008
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San Diego Tide Pool

When a male ejaculates on a female's stomach, and semen remains in the depths of her bellybutton after the wipe-up process... allowing micro-organism to abound within.
Guy: "What is that goo in your belly-button?"
Girl: "My ex gave me a San Diego Tide Pool and I'm waiting to see if my sea-monkeys will grow inside".
Guy: "I've always wanted a sea-monkey".
by Slayafish March 22, 2011
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Drop the kids off at the pool

"Be right back, gotta go drop the kids off at the pool" "You have kids?" "Nah, I'm taking a shit!"
by BatmanSupermanRobin December 8, 2014
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school pool

noun - 1. a swimming pool owned by a school for swimming classes in phys. ed. and swim team meetings. 2. Number one spot to find fecal matter in the whole school.
1. After school today I'm going to the school pool to see the hot babes on the swim team run around in bikinkis.
2. I wouldn't go in the school pool after 4th period. That's when the "special" phys. ed. class learns how bob in water.
by Corn Flake October 22, 2006
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kiddie pool

A body of fresh water that contains at least 5% urine, and is warmer than the air around it as a result.
dude, i just pissed in the fountain behind the dentist's office.
Gross, now it's a ****ing kiddie pool
XD!!!!111!!1!
by Cookie of Sorrow August 1, 2008
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