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Drop Kermit's kids off at the pool 

Hey man, I have to go drop Kermit's kids off at the pool.
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yahoo pool 

Exciting online pool playing for when you are either too high or cracked-out the next day to lift a pool cue.
Brilliantly lazy alternative to the real thing.
Q: "Do you want to go to Alder Park Bowling Club and play some pool?"
A: "Nah, I'm too fucked after all those drugs last night, I'm jut going to stay at home and play 'yahoo pool'."
yahoo pool by Diego July 8, 2003

pocket pool 

pocket pool is a pastime a lot of cadets engage in -- playing with their cock & balls through a pant-pocket].
Yeah -- I always have a ball playing pocket pool in class!
pocket pool by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

drop the colored kids off at the pool

to defecate in the toilet; also known as taking the browns to the superbowl and making special brownies
I ate a killer meatloaf, then I had to go drop the colored kids off at the pool before I went to class

San Diego Tide Pool 

When a male ejaculates on a female's stomach, and semen remains in the depths of her bellybutton after the wipe-up process... allowing micro-organism to abound within.
Guy: "What is that goo in your belly-button?"
Girl: "My ex gave me a San Diego Tide Pool and I'm waiting to see if my sea-monkeys will grow inside".
Guy: "I've always wanted a sea-monkey".

Drop the kids off at the pool 

An Australian slang term for taking a shit
"Be right back, gotta go drop the kids off at the pool" "You have kids?" "Nah, I'm taking a shit!"