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ping pong theory

where three guys get naked and one plays as the table and the other two get boners and use their dicks as paddles and play a game of ping pong and the loser becomes the new table. loser after 5 rounds get butt fucked by the other two guys.
dude me, john and aydin did the ping pong theory and now my ass hurts.
by cheif9/11 June 25, 2024
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ping pong pitching

a variation of the sport ping pong where the ball serve is a baseball-style pitch by the server.
Later tonight, we'll go ping pong pitching at your place.
by picturer June 30, 2024
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Ponging

When you repeatedly slap your balls on a girls face like ping pong
Ponging is a corcular motion like pingnpong
by Pooiudonig July 9, 2024
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Q-Ping-Pong

The American political system, where gay men from both major parties passed the keys to each other over the course of several decades, and made it look like they were fighting each other.
We need a new party with a leader who isn't a total fucking clown to emerge so this shitty game of Q-Ping-Pong can end already!
by Publius0987 April 10, 2025
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Belly Pong

Belly Pong, also known as Bargut, is a lint-sucking game in which players throw a ping pong ball across a table to score the ball in a cup of lint on the other end. The game typically consists of opposing teams of shirtless belly-pong players, with preferably round and stout tummy buttons. The last team to arrive at the match is typically the ones that have to suck the lint out of the enemy's belly buttons and deposit it into the cups. If you lose the match, you're forced to consume all of the lint and describe the taste to the judges. If your description is incorrect, you will be brutally punished via munt, or sometimes by even more vial means.
James found himself in a Belly Pong engagement. His lint got sucked out of the innards of the deepest inner lines of his belly button.

Bob and Jerry played Bargut together. The match was intense and involved intense mutual lint-sucking.
by dickjackie April 22, 2024
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Belly Pong

Belly Pong, also known as Bargut, is a lint-sucking game in which players throw a ping pong ball across a table to score the ball in a cup of lint on the other end. The game typically consists of opposing teams of shirtless belly-pong players, with preferably round and stout tummy buttons. The last team to arrive at the match is typically the ones that have to suck the lint out of the enemy's belly buttons and deposit it into the cups. If you lose the match, you're forced to consume all of the lint and describe the taste to the judges. If your description is incorrect, you will be brutally punished via munt or other even worse means.
James found himself in a Belly Pong engagement. His lint got sucked out of the innards of the deepest inner lines of his belly button.

Bob and Jerry played Bargut together. The match was intense and involved intense mutual lint-sucking.
by dickjackie April 22, 2024
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Ping and Pong

Slang for a guy's gonads/balls/scrotes
Woman: sniffs the air, detecting a foul odour: "EEEEEWWWWW! What's that stench?"
Her husband: "Sorry, babe. Hard day at work. It feels like I got a little ball cheese happening. I need to take a shower and go wash Ping and Pong"
by chrisssy226 April 27, 2024
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