picking on the fat kid

A nickname for masturbation. Mainly refers to people with fat little chode dicks.

Me: Morning Kory, I assume you were picking on the fat kid last huh?

Kory: Yes, it was like the the eruption of Mt St Helens all over my bed.
Me: LMFAO

by Platezz January 24, 2018

Packing a fat lip

The action of packing your lip full of dip. This must be a large amount of dip to be considered a fat lip.

Southerndipper88: BRB packing a fat lip full of Copenhagen dip YEE YEE

Christiangamer67: Save me a pinch

by Sovietpizza May 13, 2018

Picking the cotton

When a girl is on her period and you finger her. The cotton represents the tampon.

John: Yo bro what did you do last night with Katie
Simon: Bro, I was picking the cotton
John: Damn bro you nasty as fuck
Simon: Yea my finger are still red

by Butterjack January 10, 2019

Packing a Hog

Inserting a big pinch of chewing tobacco in your lip

“Jesus look at Kyle the guys packing a hog right now “

“I can’t drink right now I just packed a fat hog”

by Papa_stem82 February 6, 2021

Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon

This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.

I gotta run, I got a Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon!

by GORBUS THE LEGENDARY December 25, 2021

chain-poking

This is where someone on facebook will constantly poke random people because it has become somewhat of an addiction

John: i wish mary would stop chain-poking she has poked like 50 people today

by ufcgaz December 21, 2010

haitian packing

when you and your friends get together and pack the shit out of your car. 8+ people to a four seater, 10+ to a SUV and so on.

Damn we haitian packing the shit out of your toyota camry trying to go to BBQ's in Green Acres.

by lordwilliam92 November 14, 2011