plates of fate mayhem

when you bust a nut on a plate, break it, then shove the shards up yo girls ass

Falcon: And then I pulled the plates of fate mayhem on her, and she squirted instantly.
The Judge: Still doesn't change the fact that you're getting a life sentence for these stupid urban dictionary definitions. GUILTY.

by fishgaming June 29, 2023

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Hog on a plate

Slang for a female offering up her vagina for intercourse in hopes to conceive a child.

I was the one to tell your momma to put her hog on a plate , you digg?????

by Big Daddy Larron January 13, 2016

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Tie Plate

When a guy lays on his back, and a girl lays on top of him on her back with her head pointing towards his feet. He leans his face up in between the opening her thighs. His dick is sticking up next to her head as she faces the ceiling. The guy then sticks his head up to eat her out, while the girl sucks him off.

Person 1: "I ate her out last night"
Person 2: "how? 69?"
Person 1: "no, we used the Tie Plate"

by Aspen_boulevard June 03, 2021

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Plate-feather parent

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.

The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.

by ancestaera February 05, 2020

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