pizza slap

To purposefully, publicly, indiscreetly disrespect someone whose face is not worthy for hands and soul not reputable enough for a pimp slap or bitch slap, by humiliating this repugnant enemy with the swing of a pizza slice that connects with his/her/its face.

This demoralizing act is acutely difficult due to the size of the slapping device and the proximity to the person being slapped. The specific type of slap we are considering often takes place during an argument, at a table designated for eating, and/or when someone is not paying attention to you as in a sneak attack pizza slap (less difficult to complete). It is usually performed by someone who lacks the confidence to deliver a strong punch, or by someone whose confidence oozes out their ears and executes this smack of humility to prove how skilled he/she is.

Remember, to complete a pizza slap, you must hold on to the slice of pizza through the connection with the face of your enemy. Should you release the slice prior to its marriage with the cheek, it would constitute a food fight. And you know that shit's just juvenile. Also, beware of your opponent's potential reaction to this action. Please be warned that he/she/it may be speechless, in awe, with a bright red face (from both rage and the pizza's ingredients), or bawling in tears. Once a pizza slap is finalized, you'll realize that it's a great way to end argument, and would be quite ironic if you pizza slap a pizza bitch.

If you really hate your ex-girlfriend, you should ask her to dinner and pizza slap her in front of the entire restaurant.

by Syracuse JOHNSON October 17, 2009

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pizza dude

Pizza delivery person, usually seen driving a hoopty. From the '80's Tom Hanks movie "The 'Burbs", where Corey Feldman implores his friends not to leave, it is worthwhile to hang around, because the Pizza Dude is coming.

"Get ready to answer the door, I hear the Pizza Dude's hoopty coming up the block."

by Poet's Onomatopoeia January 26, 2005

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Pizza

Pizza is possibly... no, definitely the most important thing ever created on Planet Earth. Many a social occasion is either improved or based around a Pizza. It is appropriate to eat anywhere, aquatinted by anyone. For example; A restaurant with your work colleagues which is usually a diabolically miserable situation, but if you ordered pizza you'd forget all your troubles. It is also very suitable as a light snack during sleepovers or when out with friends whilst feeling on the slightly peckish side. People believe that the origin of Pizza is Le Italia whereas it has been argued that the traditional pizza we know and devour today actually originates from America, however we're too fucking lazy to check or to be honest give a fuck. Oh, in addition to the previous fact, be careful not offend vegetarians buy buying Pizza with meat as a topping, that is why they sell vegetarian friendly Pizza.

Pizza.

by BicciIsSexy February 22, 2011

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