Pittsburgh Stinger

A sexual act whereby the male partner begins by rolling his finger in water or some sticky substance. He then rolls his finger in salt, well coating it. The finger is then shoved up the female's ass and violently scratches the walls of her orifice. Performing this act also includes intent to make the female bleed. If specific intent to bleed is not present it is called a Seattle Tax Return.

Man 1: So there I was, wrist deep in this girl's salt filled ass, scratching with all my might. It took 6 full minutes till she started bleeding, but when she did it flowed like a river.
Man 2: Holy shit, I bet she's had a few Pittsburgh Stingers before.
Man 2: Yeah, clearly. Talk to you later, I'm gonna go give her another.

by J - Dub August 28, 2008

pittsburgh penguins

nothing but bankruptcy!

The Penguins have no money

by PuckYou March 29, 2004

pittsburgh fake

The act in which A male is having sexual intercourse with another "Doggy Style" When the male is about to Jizz or "Cum" he then directs his penis out of the vagina or anus and spits on the partners back. Assuming the male has "Cum" the partner will look back at the male in much relief thus the male shoots his load into his partners face. One who is faking to cum in his partner by pulling out and spitiing saliva on the back and cuming in the face of the partner when he or she looks back. te name originated in 1996 when pittsburgh was at the superbowl, one of the best Quarter back sneaks took place hencing the Pittsburgh fake.

"The bitch did'nt please me not only her pussy smelt like shit so i busted a pittsburgh fake, she had the funniest face ever when she looked back at me after i jizzed all up on her face. she got mad when she realized i spit on her back:

by The Don Aleman August 27, 2006

pitstop

When someone tries to subtly smells their armpits, often in public, to see if they smell

Person A: (Pitstops)

Person B: Dude if you're gonna pitstop in public at least be more subtle about it

by Person5124 April 9, 2011

The Pitts

Insanely glamorous family that travels all around the world spreading their hotness and procreating like jack rabbits.

-Male figure of the family is named Brad and has been known for the swooning and hot flashes of women globally for the past two decades.

-Female figure of the family is Angelina (last name is hypened "Jolie-Pitt") and has been responsible for many young pre-pubescent males to "discover" their sexuality while watching Beowulf.

-Children of the family Maddox, Pax, Zahara, and Shiloh (and soon to be one, maybe two more) are the luckiest little brats on the face of the planet and we will see them in about ten to twenty years snorting cocaine off of cocktail tables at popular Hollywood clubs whilst not wearing underpants (or pants in general).

I was going to vacation in Honolulu this year but I decided to be like the Pitts and run off to the south of France

by Resident Hottie June 17, 2008

stripper pits

When you are at a brothel and the girl in front of you forgot to shave under her arms.

"Did you see the stripper pits on that slut?"
"Dang! She really needs to shave!"

by Creepingdeath01 October 22, 2015

pitsnoggle

intoxicated, drunk, inebriated

Def 1: stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol);

Def 2: as if under the influence of alcohol; "drunk with excitement"

"a noisy crowd of pitsnoggled sailors"; "helplessly pitsnoggled";
"felt pitsnoggled by her success"

by WVU May 13, 2005