by Princess Syko April 07, 2018
We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.
I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!
by brettuthius August 12, 2018
that mf looks like a past desires
by gaylord123123 January 15, 2024
"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
by thekentuckykid August 20, 2011
by Dickelations September 07, 2020
A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.
'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022
Guy 1: *Has depression.
Guy 2: Dude, just copy and paste it.
Guy 1 :OMG I FEEL LIKE A SEAL IN A WASHING MACHINE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Guy 2: Dude, just copy and paste it.
Guy 1 :OMG I FEEL LIKE A SEAL IN A WASHING MACHINE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by *(◕ヮ◕)* September 22, 2020