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woody from clarksfield has a very small willy n he can't please anybody!
penis by pip October 9, 2003
A long, hairy stick that sicks out your crotch.
"Dude, my penis totally flirted with me!"
Penis by Waphi Wafflecakes December 2, 2011
Word used, usually by women, to describe something really cool....or really lame.
That new purse of yours is so penis!

or

I drank too much last night and look like penis.
Penis by Flibbity Shibby April 27, 2004
Used by the wonderful Sue to fill gaps oin conversation or when bored and showing lack of enthusiasm in anything
meh penis
Penis by Sue May 30, 2004
Thing that Taylor Whitt likes in his mouth.
Guess whos mouth my penis is in!
penis by Garced March 2, 2005
1. the male reproductive organ
2. you suck it
3. exists in all sizes - mainly small or extra small.
4. they insult themselves, there is nothing you can say about them that is more discusting than they are.

Penis by DicksAreUgly December 21, 2007