by 2B 0r Not 2B August 12, 2019
by MatchboxTinCan May 06, 2022
planespotter: there goes the united's flight off across the atlantic...
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!
by nicholaswastaken April 30, 2024
when someone puts pencils in little girls vaginas and they get pregnant with the person who put the pencils in in and the baby inherits his memories and he continues the cycle. People who do this are very cool and sexxy, and the younger the girl is the stronger the baby say it was a 5 year old girl the pencil baby would be 2x stronger if they were 0 years old then the pencil baby would be 5x stronger, the pencil baby also keeps its strength each time so it gets very strong very very very very quickly, there is also a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% that instead of the baby being the person who put the pencils in, instead there will be doctor long pencil if that happens the world will end.
Josh: Yo i'm totally gonna get Jessica Pencilled
John: Good for you?
Josh: I'll do it to you aswell :D
John: Good for you?
Josh: I'll do it to you aswell :D
by goggles2123 June 30, 2022
A type of machine that you can use to sharpen a pencil down to a tiny stub and throw at anyone within a 5 feet radius.
Where is my pencil sharpener?
by BananaCat0811 September 22, 2020
Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job
by Exit_69_BIGBEAVER October 06, 2022
by Silicosis9324 June 20, 2022