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lan trash

Definition of a socially inept slag who visits a lan because of the high male to female ratio.
Is usually on the lower end of attractiveness, yet is able to attract virgin nerds like flys.
See that Gemz? She's just lan trash.
by Krunchx June 12, 2004
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trash can

noun: a bin that holds garbage until it is collected
I put my garbage in a trash can. Then I put my trash can at the end of my driveway so the the garbage man people can pick it up.
by cooltim31 July 28, 2004
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Boomer trash

Among the large scope of aging u.s. citizens born in the generation from '41 to ~'55, there seem to be ever more individuals that refuse to offer other younger citizens (see: millennial) any respect. Boomer trash being a derogatory statement for those particular errogant individuals, not much unlike Different in nature from "millennial" or "baby boomer" in that not all millennials are "snowflakes" and not all baby boomers are boomer trash.

Battle cries of the boomer trash include:

"Back in my day we-" (something like implying autism and mental illnesses didn't exist when in reality the mentally ill were locked away or treated like subhumans)

"You kids will never be able to-"
This one leads down lots of rabbit holes. No explanation needed.

"Typical millennial"

As if it offended us.

"Snowflake"
Pejorative term from the internet ironically highjacked from millennials

"Billy show me how to Snapchat, because I can't understand bhow to

press two buttons , also Billy youre always on your damned phone back in my day blah blah"

Signifiers of the boomer trash:
Hawaiian shirt and cargo pants
American classic automobiles
Republican values
Shouting at millennial cashiers and service workers
Scoffing at gays and the like
I feel disdain and malice for crotchety old asshats and crazy old bats that go around badmouthing my entire generation as a whole, yet I don't wish to generalize All of our elderly population, as my grandparents are quite sweet and loving, so I use the term " boomer trash" to describe aforementioned asshats and bats.
by feddup withurshit May 8, 2018
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Trash Kid

A young person, generally male, who talks shit in a game s/he is bad at and then proceeds to get destroyed.
Average League game
Lee Sin: Suck my cock, you are so fucking bad!
*Lee Sin proceeds to be killed
Draven: Trash Kid
by dromon February 5, 2017
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trash flash

The glimmer of light in a photo that indicates one has taken his or her picture in the mirror and the flash has reflected off of it, often found in photos of people who might be classified as white trash.
I couldn't see all of her piercings because the trash flash covered up half of her face.
by King Katastrophe September 4, 2010
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White Trash

usually a fat ugly person whos on welfare and gets foodstamps, has horrible hygeine, smells like shit, buys their clothes at wal-mart and has a handicapped retarded father who buys clothes from k mart or salvation army. usually will live with a grandmother or aunt because own parents wont have them.
In some sort of trailer lookin house or mobile home.
Damn he live wit his grandma and on foodstamps look at that white trash he aint never gona get a girlfend , poor fat broke white trash loser
by blair February 24, 2005
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Phan trash

A person that knows literally everything that can be known about two British vlogers Dan(danisnotonfire) and Phil(amazingphil).That person usually follows them on every social media and follows all of their channels and posts about them a lot. They talk about them all the time and have post notifications on of course so every time there's a new video or a tweet or literally anything they post a person that is phan trash will start jumping or sometimes crying from happines. People who are phan trash usually have no life because their whole life became Dan and Phil. There is something called pinof(phil is not on fire) which is a q&a video that Dan and Phil do together and usually when the new one comes out a person that is phan trash will probablly cry of happines. They usually suck at school bc Dan and Phil consume their life. Most of people who are phan trash are phansexuals which means they are attracted to Dan and Phil but at the same time they want them to be together.
I know literally everything about Dan and Phil that can be known from the internet. I know all of their videos and I have a bunch of their merch. I totally ship them. Wow I am such phan trash
by Iamcool(notreally) December 4, 2016
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