moon crusher

A moon crusher is someone who anally penetrates others brutally or intensely.
In prison they called my dad the moon crusher
by Leonard skinhead March 03, 2019
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birth moon

First full moon after Easter is called the birth moon because it symbolizes rebirth in agriculture and nature.
The birth moon called forth the growing season.

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by Joshua Bananaman March 20, 2016
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moon rot

The onset of hallucinations and symptoms similar to minor psychosis during the nocturnal hours. May also manifest in a variety of behavioral abnormalities and issues, characterized by the onset only at night, or in the absence of light.
Jerry has a moon rot really bad, so bother him at night, or he'll think that you are aliens trying to kidnap him again
by lover of Man February 07, 2018
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Mooning Glory

An erection caused by the arousal from the mooning of another person.
You can’t help but masturbate as long as the other person keeps showing his/her ass, a.k.a. full moon.
You: I have the weirdest boner.
Me: That’s mooning glory you’re having.
by gregben June 20, 2022
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Little moon

We like the moon, it's only one and there's only nighttime which means it's valuable right? The baby is very valuable, so he is little moon
A : babe, where is our little moon ?
B : there he is, he sleep so tight
by Psikhe January 31, 2020
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moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.
Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."
by MoonPie November 01, 2013
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moon thot

A girl you only hit up to fuck when the moon is out
Friend: You bringing Danica to my birthday?
Me: Nah, she a moon thot.
by breadmachiene March 18, 2019
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