Lag

The worst thing ever. Lag is as ugly as trump's balls.

Guy: My game is laggy
Guy #2: Then grab some bleach.
Guy: Ok!

by Shrekt738 December 2, 2016

Fake lag

When someone claims to lag in a video game just to hide their terrible skills

Adrian has fake lag because he always messes up in video games

by Walking ralrus December 2, 2018

Slang lagged

When someone's slang is 5 years behind and if they encounter modern slang they will proceed to misuse it and as often as possible. Usually found in sheltered/homeschooled kids, but not always.

Person 1: "Hey did you see Kevin? He was flossing and get this, he thought he was being cool!"
Person 2: "Rip bozo so slang lagged"

by BanHydrogenDioxide August 24, 2022

Lag

A girl/guy that takes forever to text or respond back.

I can’t talk to Marie anymore she’s a lag.

by _McBeefi_ November 21, 2019

Lag

Bad.

shit lag

by i_hatelag69 February 26, 2021

Age Lag

Typically for people who are loners and/or don't have much of a social life. This is the phenomena that causes them to falsely think that everyone they see whom they would want to associate with is their peers, or even in their age group. For example a middle age man looking at a young woman in her early twenties in college AND wondering if she'll "dig" him. He may be suffering from a case of Age Lag

My Hermit uncle is blushing at his nieces friend, I think he might have a case of Age Lag

by Mr. Deurf July 1, 2019

my ar lag

owned by ports hell

my ar lag is ports hells slut

by A nigga with no hands April 27, 2022