het lag

The period of time before a queer person realises they're queer. Suffering from compulsory heterosexuality is a form of het lag.

I didn't realise I was gay until high school, I had such het lag

by Idisch August 2, 2023

Fag Lag

Fag Lag is a term used to describe...
1. The ping time for gay pornography.
2. The lag caused by playing a faggot.
3. The lag caused from ded by gayness.
4. Why did you look up "Fag Lag" on Urban Dictionary?

Person 1: Ah! Fag Lag is too much! IT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why am I experiencing Fag Lag?
Person 2: You're a faggot.

Person 1: AHHHH THE SERVER IS LAGGING
Person 2: It's Fag Lag, bro. "84y|-|4X0|>" is a faggot.

Person 1: (watching gay porn)
Person 1 dies. Fag Lagged out the roleplay.

Me: Why are you searching up "Fag Lag"?

by Wafzal2 Productions May 6, 2017

Lee Lag

Synonomous for the name Keelah, Lee Lag is quite fond of auto coreccting a young African-American girl's name with this term. Although not defined anywhere else on the world wide web, Lee Sin Lag happens to be the name of a Japanese fighting game character who seems to be quite popular in the gaming world.

According to the theory of deduction. Lee Sin Lag is cool. Lee Lag means Keelah. Thefore, Keelah is cool.

( If A to B, then B to C)

"I asked Siri to email Keelah again and it changed it to Lee Lag once more. Man, that chick must be really cool."

by Just a fun loving intern. June 28, 2013

job lag

When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.

Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.

I forewent the sport training because of job lag.

by modhek May 25, 2021

LAG

"live arrival guarantee"; offered by some internet sellers of pets such as snakes.

"LAG available for shipping to transit hubs only"

by mothboyy July 16, 2021

case of the lags

Case of the lags is when you and a mate (or a couple of mates) are on a voice server (Discord, Skype, Teamspeak ect) and one or more people start lagging out.

Person A: Oi Johno you there mate
Johno (lagging in and out): Yeah mate im here
Person A: Johno you have a case of the lags

by MenEverywhere1 June 7, 2019

Lag

"Not Fun". Defenition requested by twitch streamer RedFalcon.

Oh shit I died. That was lag.

by PseudoOracle April 14, 2020