by kaylaaaa_sucks December 04, 2017
Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.
J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
by 9inchNails9 December 29, 2019
A dead leg caused by a knee kick. When a person kicks you in the side of the upper thigh using their knee, causing you to feel immense pain and suffering. The target may collapse and limp for the rest of the day.
by benmcm1994 January 22, 2021
This is an unskilled, entry level job stereotypical for young males, such as security, fast food, cashier, cook.
by I, Wreckerrr November 07, 2020
a talented, adorable, fione, creative, inspiring, heart melting, musician from the UK. Giving a such a vibrant sound of acoustics, girls swooning over the sound of his voice or run away so shocked when they see his smile.
Boy: Man, I wish I was like Joe Brooks.
Girl: Hah, yeah you wish. You can't duplicate perfection. ;D
Boy: So what you want him to be your Superman.
Girl: Nahh, I just like him as he is. He doesn't have to be perfect. :)
Girl: Hah, yeah you wish. You can't duplicate perfection. ;D
Boy: So what you want him to be your Superman.
Girl: Nahh, I just like him as he is. He doesn't have to be perfect. :)
by prince7 August 10, 2008
Louisiana State University QB and 2019 Heisman winner. He has the best throwing arm and the biggest nuts.
by goldengirl9 November 17, 2019
Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.
Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
by C.P.L. December 29, 2019