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Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.
Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!
by TayBoop March 14, 2025
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gear wishing

The act of trying to shift to a higher gear while driving even though you are already in your highest gear. Usually happens to 4 cylender drivers.
Passanger "why do you keep trying to shift over?"

Driver "I keep gear wishing, everyone is passing us"
by spotofmocha July 30, 2011
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Gears Dos

A slang word for the Xbox 360 game, gears of war 2. dos is 2 in spanish
Ryan: yo did u cop that gears dos man?
John: yeah its legit
by YousAChateAss March 30, 2009
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Your Smoke Is Gears

A chaotic way to call someone out when they’re spewing words, lying, over-flexing, or just straight-up glitching.
Their “smoke” (vibe, story, attitude, etc.) is actually grinding metal — fake, clunky, and broken.
It can also be used as:
"Your words are making my brain feel like it’s being shredded by rusty gears.”
Used when someone’s talking nonsense, over-explaining, or saying something so stupid your neurons physically rebel.
“He said he coded the whole game himself? Bro… your smoke is gears.”

“She called her situationshipmutual ghosting therapy.’ Nah. Gears.”

“You just said ‘my trauma’s gluten-free’ unironically. Your smoke is gears and my skull hates you.”
by Gearsmoke November 13, 2025
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Dystopic Gear

Dystopic Gear is cocaine that is wrapped up in a page from a Dystopic novel. Usually 1984, but sources may vary.
Bro, that Dystopic Gear is straight fire, was charged, still.
by Big Mac Ting October 19, 2020
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Guilty Gear

If you play this, its impossible that youre straight
Guy1: Wanna play guilty gear?
Guy2: Nah, im not homosexual
by Topcat23 May 1, 2024
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Mario Work Gear

Work Gear for sale: Overalls, Gloves, Shirts, Hats, Ect.
I get my clothes from Mario Work Gear
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