fact slapped

When you fact check the shit out of somebody

*two people in an argument* "I am fact checking you so hard you just got fact slapped"

by Suck this fat dick November 12, 2020

Fact

Something with 100% certainty; no doubt.

“Colin loves Marlee more. This is a fact.”

by colin:) December 4, 2024

fact got

A filter bypass for the homophobic slur "faggot."

Jared is such a fact got.

by lemoncenti December 27, 2023

Flynn fact

As coined by a DIA colleague: “Flynn facts” – falsehoods – such as asserting that Iran has killed more Americans than al Qaeda in the 21st century, and was fired in 2014.

It's not a fact; it's a Flynn fact.

by Scarecrow67 May 9, 2023

Fact Grope

When a fact or opinion is shared with someone who then shares it with someone else, without crediting the original source.

'Dennis sucks at T-ball' was something I told him three years ago. He said it to the whole team today and I feel it was a shameless Fact Grope.

by ra_starz_again February 11, 2017

fact buddy

Anyone that shares useless knowledge with you. Or, anyone who is pleasantly surprised when you feed them a nugget of knowledge. There is a mutual appreciation for often umprompted, sometimes very advanced intellectual subject matter. Sometimes exchanges are casual where one person may correct another. If the person is genuinely appreciative for the correction and having learned something, they are fact buddy material.

“Hey Bec, i just learned the Tesla induction engine is actually gonna be modified and more all about a permanent magnetic wheel. I know you aren’t into cars, but you’re into facts, and we haven’t fact buddied since college dorm life.”

“Hey Jan I was studying for my nursing exam and i can’t believe I didn’t know that diabetes counts as a disability. Like blindness, paralysis, etc. It’s crazy!”
“Since you work for the state can you tell me about it? What does that mean? Thanks fact buddy!”

“Fyi Starbucks double points this am what do you want. Also, joe is gonna be sick and management is on a roll, so you want me to pick you up a drink?”
“You’re a legit fact buddy.”

by Contriveme July 4, 2018

Factful

A word to describe something full of facts or someone just stating facts.

Im just being factful.
That website is very factful.

by MiloThatsTheName January 23, 2024