Dan Brown

Diarrhoea.

In an episode of QI, Stephen Fry described Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code as "Loose stool water, arse gravy of the worst kind."

"Hey bud how was your weekend?"
"Awful! Dan Brown all weekend. I couldn't get more than ten foot from the pan."

by Monster P March 28, 2008

Having a Dan

Having a Dan refers to a person male or female, who chooses to masturbate EXTREMELY regularly!! You don't care where you are and who your with, you'll march off find some quiet corner and have special time.

Walking through the local park "Man i really fancy a Dan"

Having tea with the family "right i have finished, off for a Dan"

"where's Rich?" .."oh hes having a Dan"

by tallfatguy February 8, 2010

Dan Duncan

Drummer of We The Kings
abnormally long hair
sweetheart

Girl 1: Who's that guy with the long hair over there?
Girl 2: Travis Clark?
Girl 1: NO NOT THE GINGER
Girl 2: You mean Dan Duncan?

by Martin Crapper March 19, 2008

Dan Hunter

playradioplay!, atheist, the best person ever, looks like peter pan and kip from napoleon dynamite combined. writes a lot of long blogs, straightedge but dealt with drug problems in the past. likes apple/mac products.

morgan: OMG! DAN HUNTER FROM PRP!
kate : i don't care

by KAKAKAKAKAKAKATE February 21, 2009

little dan

The biggest penis EVER.

Oh my days, that little dan almost split me in two.

by Kerry davenport October 11, 2013

lieutenant dan

The act of picking up an amputee (legless) for sex. See acrotomophilia

vietnam veterans without legs turn me on!

by kung-fu jesus September 6, 2004

alaska dan

A male has sex with a female. After he is ready to orgasm, he pulls out and orgasms all over the female's face, grabs a handful of her pubic hair, tears it out from her mons, and sprinkles them on top of the semen.

I came all over her face, then gave her an Alaska Dan to top it off.

by hexie311 November 9, 2010