friday five

A blogging meme used to fill up space in someone's livejournal, personal website, xanga, etc...

Who the fuck actually bothers to read this shit anyway?

omg the friday five lolz
1. what is your favorite color?
2. how old are you?
3. What did you eat for breakfast?
4. what color was the last shit you took?
5. you are a fucking asshat? y/y?

by shake n bake !!!!111 August 7, 2006

Friday Tip

A method by where the HR department tries to justify their useless existence at KPMG.

I deserve $90k/year and working 20 hr weeks, as i publish the Friday Tip.

by SV April 22, 2005

executive Friday

n. Any day of the week, usually a Friday or Monday, where you decide to suddenly call in sick or take a vacation day out of a sense of entitlement and pure, unadulterated laziness.

v. To take an executive Friday

I have an important meeting early this morning and people are going to be really upset if I'm not there, but the urge to sleep in is overwhelming. Looks like I'll be taking an executive Friday.

by misskj March 15, 2009

Tiger Friday

A Friday that is going so bad, it's more like a Monday. Usually a Tiger Friday is followed by a need to meet friends and socialize to off-set the crappy day.

Fridays are either like lambs or they're like tigers and mawl the TG right out of TGIF. This is a Tiger Friday.

by Humpty Dump February 26, 2014

Black Friday

A special occurrence when pay day Friday, the first day of the month(for benefits) occur on the same day.

Welfare Checks and Pay Day on the same day? I'm not going to Wal-Mart this Black Friday!

by tractordealer August 4, 2014

Friday moment

That moment on Friday when you suddenly realize it's Friday.

Joe: "Yo, can you come hang out tonight?"
Shmoe: "Naw, I have to go to bed soon so I can get up in the morning..."
Shmoe: "Oh wait, it's Friday! Fuck yeah!"
Joe: "Well you just had your Friday moment."

by opalhat August 22, 2014

Fight Friday

A friday in which anyone who has a beef with anyone else beats the shit out of them at school.

It's Fight Friday Yolo birches I'm kicking ass!

by DirtyQ2017 January 30, 2015