Lay off the bong

A phrase that people use when their linked to the Mandela Effect

“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe”

Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid

by TashiTash November 22, 2019

lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.

Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.

by Petrified Cornlog April 28, 2019

Go lay down

Used when somebody is completely unqualified for an opinion or position on a matter and should remove themselves. Generally the statement comes from someone more experienced on the matter to one that is not. The idea is that the inexperienced person has entered an area of knowledge too great for their brain and they should lay down because they are displaying elements attributed to fatigue saying nonsensical things.

Some non gaming person: "Those video games are the root of all evil of today's children"
Sane person with video game experience: " Aww just go lay down already."

by hideTheBelt March 6, 2019

lay the donkey down

The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).

That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .

by Macncheezy March 31, 2017

layed down a heater

Took a massive stinking shit

Hey dude, do not go in there, I just had a massive stinking shit layed down a heater!

by Heater23 September 24, 2016

Lay some milk on it.

To exaggerate or hype something up.

Man, I don't believe any Ray Ray's stories, he always trying to lay some milk on it.

by Slave of MadBur January 10, 2017

breeze lay down

My air conditioner is out

It’s so hit cause my breeze lay down

by Don The Legand October 10, 2020