Deck

When a man wants to and/or touches another mans penis

man i really want to deck tanner right now, his penis is so large!

by kaiwantstodecktanner September 7, 2019

Deck

A full pack of tobacco or marajuana cigarettes.

I smoked a whole deck last saturday
hey man can i have one from your deck

by adafasdf June 16, 2009

Color Decked

Spanking someone's ass with a Sherwin Williams color deckof paint colors

I color decked her ass and then super painted her.

by Mister superman December 31, 2015

Decke

A very often mispronounced surname that is quite rare, originating in German, meaning "blanket" or "arch/ceiling."
It's basically the greatest last name on earth.

All the other kids at the park wanted to be a Decke.

by Mr. Zachster August 2, 2008

Hit the deck

Mixing music using turntables.
Comes from turntables being called decks.

Guy 1: Dude, have you finished the 80s summer hit mix already? It has to be uploaded over an hour.
Guy 2: Oh crap I forgot all about that! Time to hit the deck!

by Boomer the Lancaster bomber July 14, 2021

Decked

To strike or hit someone so hard that they lose the ability to remain standing.

John was popping off at the mouth again, so I decked him and he regretted it.

by eatpubes August 27, 2023

deck

Something that can be "given" similarly to being pissed off.

"That gives me so much deck, it's not even funny."
"My mom crashed her car and was super deck"

by Brian Noballs October 3, 2006