Like-Nonce

One who reacts on facebook or a groupchat with a thumbs up emoji and kills the laugh streak.

Jarret: Dude, I see Neil has liked your comment on Nigel's poll.

James: He's killed my laugh streak. What a like-nonce!!

by salder20 May 30, 2022

swaylay nonce

a swaylay nonce is a racist adjective used in northen parts of london as slang for that triangle nonce bin shaped whore

person one:omds that person is such a swaylay nonce its unreal

person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist

by ardarr lollar ardarr lollar February 17, 2020

Turbo Nonce

A high speed paedo

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce

by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023

Nonce

A jolly good fellow

The man down the road is a nonce

by GirlyPoo May 18, 2021

Turbo Nonce

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.

Thomas never gives in and is doing my head in. He is such a turbo nonce.

by Rl23 June 6, 2023

Nonce

"You Nonce" ~CallOfDutyModernWarfareII(2022)

"You Nonce" is a phrase used by Americans(Originating in British slang) to normalize Pedophilia.

by AnotherDeafMute November 27, 2022

nonce

this word means that i will knock you out in welsh according to the one and only niko omilana and LETS GO CHAMP

niko :hey shanon say im going to knock you out in welsh
shannon:idk how to say that LETS GO CHAMP
niko: repeat after me im a nonce vidal
shanon: im a nonce vidal LETS GO CHAMP

by jake pauls uncle November 26, 2019