Throw Loaf

The act of dropping a deuce. Usually one that comes out with significant force, however maintains it's structural integrity.

After drinking all that coffee this morning; Jimmy really had to throw loaf when he got to work.

by Lil'Toefungius August 13, 2010

morning throw

Having to masturbate in a cup at 7:00am because that's the time your wife made with the clinic to see if your guys are swimming good.

I'll be late for work tomorrow because I have to do a morning throw. My wife thinks my boys are lazy. Man I hope they have big booty porn!

by [e-mail] August 22, 2017

long throw

beyond scope or beyond one's bearing

Taking an expensive mortgage in the current economic situation seemed a long throw to Jeff and Dinna

by Conzwelo January 29, 2009

Throw this monkey

To partake in the act of throwing some ass
Aka twerking

Lena: girl they done closed the coconut, now I gotta throw this monkey somewhere else

by In your dreams September 28, 2023

Throwing the coals

A reference to a male having sex with a female.

He was throwing the coals to her last night in the backseat of Donald's car.

by Calabozo June 19, 2019

throw desk

To get very angry or upset. Usually upset enough to throw or hit your desk.

David: "Did he just rage quit?"
Jon: "Nah he just left to go throw desk."

Emma: *leaves call*
Andrew: "She just threw desk."

by diizy July 4, 2020

Hobo Throw

A sport for those who like their leisure activities on the trampish side. Akin, to tossing the caber.
The rules are simple; the person who throws their hobo the furthest wins.
It gives the homeless a raison d'être once again.

Krystal the Magnificent: Tom, do you fancy partaking in a little hobo throwing this afternoon?

Tom: Sounds spiffing, I'll round up a couple of transients.

by Krystal the Magnificent February 18, 2009