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I want next

Phrase used to ask a girl to smash
I want next with her
by Mattyicey04 September 22, 2022
mugGet the I want nextmug.
Humorous way of saying, "My request is totally non-urgent; I'm just asking if you could please perform this action when it's convenient for you."
Just like the independent/cautious-minded Angus MacGyver (in one of his TV episodes, he grimly remarked, "When someone assuredly tells me not to worry, THAT'S when I START WORRYING!"), anytime someone begins an assistance-request with, "Sometime in the next millennium...", I get nervous, since in all probability it's gonna be an exceptionally difficult/arduous/boring task that they're asking me about, and/or the undertaking may actually be a lot more urgent than even the requester realizes.
by QuacksO September 19, 2018
mugGet the Sometime in the next millennium...mug.

Next-level baller

The act of transfering of funds/money from one person to another via using a mobile banking application. A convenience that eliminates having to stop at ATMs.
"Hey man, next-level baller me $10 for gas so I can make it down to your house."
by Hardhead503 October 30, 2018
mugGet the Next-level ballermug.

The Guy Next Door

A Term very similar to The Girl Next Door, The Guy Next Door has the same premise.

The Guy Next Door is that boy you grew up with. The one you've spent your childhood with, fell in love with, and maybe even at some point, broken up with. He was this ray of sunshine you always appreciated, even if it might have fallen apart.
"Who's The Guy Next Door" you said? Oh, he's my best friend/Boyfriend/Ex-Boyfriend. We've spent years together.
by ItsSurreal February 12, 2024
mugGet the The Guy Next Doormug.

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
mugGet the Asshole next doormug.

The next backpack

someone that is about to get they booty beat
He threatened you?? I guess he’s going to be the next backpack
by im never getting married January 16, 2020
mugGet the The next backpackmug.

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